There once was a girl who dreamed of baking a delicious cake. She carefully collected all the ingredients and went to work in the kitchen. After countless minutes, she emerged victorious —- a cake at last!
….but well … I guess it wasn’t so great….
Know how I know??
Because 9 months later … I found the majority of this supposed delicious cake in the back of the fridge. Uncovered. Hard as a rock. Still intact. Scary, scary stuff.
Actually — I had rediscovered this monstrosity several times over the last 9 months and had repeatedly asked the baker to clean it up before we were attacked by the 3rd remake of the classic Blob movie.
So I had to take matters into my own hands.
The following ensued: